Paris Hilton Photographed Screwing by the Pool

Just when you think it cant get any worse for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool.

Well what were you expecting?

Miss South Carolina Answers Question

The Evolution of Dance

I think you will like this

Back to School Clothes

What back-to-school clothing do we have for girls this year? Well, there's trampy, slutty and trampy, trampy and slutty, insanely expensive, and lots of Wal-Mart rejects -- plus a lot of crap with glitter on it (with pics)

http://www.slate.com/id/2172705/nav/tap1/

Another Walmart Intercom Prank

You have got to love these pranks

Baby Got Back in Walmart

Watch this and laugh

CSPAN Pranks

You have got to love these pranks.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=eMBojeJf17M

Blind Women Hits Hisoric Hole-In-One

News: 53-year-old woman hits hole-in-one and Oh yeah, she's blind

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_232194348.html

What an Idiot

Man rescued after missing at sea for hours. Last seen jumping off a boat to rescue his beer bong

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/7642

Quote of the Week

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova

Sex Addict and Amy Winehouse said Yes! Yes! Yes!

The Wino is a superfreak in bed!
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College Pranks

Fun with Shaving Cream

Take an "accordian" folder, and fill it with shaving cream. Put the open end under someone's door, and jump. A nice surprise is deposited in the person's room.

Fun with Ice Tea

This one might take several people to pull off. Take a large plastic garbage can and fill it with water. Then add a liberal amount of ice tea mix. Take the can and lean it against someones door, and knock.

Pennies

In most dorms, there is enough space between the door and doorjamb and the wall to fit about four coins. Once these are in place, the occupants of the room will not be able to use the door to exit...

I see you...

With a little effort, you can actually reverse the eye-hole on the doors to rooms. Stand back and watch the show.

Bloody Finger

This one works if your dorm has showers with troughs. Take a fake severed finger and some red food coloring. Float them both down the trough, and scream. The earlier in the day, the better the result.